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newyorker:

Shouts & Murmurs: Who Wrote Shakespeare?

While it is perfectly obvious to everyone that Ben Jonson wrote all of  Shakespeare’s plays, it is less known that Ben Jonson’s plays were  written by a teen-age girl in Sunderland, who mysteriously disappeared,  leaving no trace of her existence, which is clear proof that she wrote  them. The plays of Marlowe were actually written by a chambermaid named  Marlene, who faked her own orgasm, and then her own death in a Deptford  tavern brawl.

- Eric Idle (Monty Python) puts a definitive end to an age-old question: http://nyr.kr/tEqDOu

newyorker:

Shouts & Murmurs: Who Wrote Shakespeare?

While it is perfectly obvious to everyone that Ben Jonson wrote all of Shakespeare’s plays, it is less known that Ben Jonson’s plays were written by a teen-age girl in Sunderland, who mysteriously disappeared, leaving no trace of her existence, which is clear proof that she wrote them. The plays of Marlowe were actually written by a chambermaid named Marlene, who faked her own orgasm, and then her own death in a Deptford tavern brawl.

- Eric Idle (Monty Python) puts a definitive end to an age-old question: http://nyr.kr/tEqDOu